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A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won’t get no where til you change it.
A beautiful friendship can change people.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
A can-do attitude is all one needs. It acts like a bridge between success and failure.
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
Act like a lady think like a boss.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people.
A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Always respects your self!
Am quitting face book to face my books.
An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
Attitude is not what you learn from school, it is part of your nature from within.
Awesome Cool Status for Whatsapp in English
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
(B) Whatsapp Status
New whatsapp status
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
Born to express not to impress.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…
(C) Status of Whatsapp
Latest whatsapp status
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod chukka hu…!!
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
(D) Status for Whatsapp
Whatsapp Status Quotes
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
Do not give advice unless you are asked to.
Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you!
Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Don’t run after him who tries to avoid you..!
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
(E) Whatsapp Status in English
Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
Everyday is a second chance.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
(F) Best Whatsapp Status
Whatsapp Status attitude
F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Facebook should have “So What” button!
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
Friends are the family you choose
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
(G) Best Status for Whatsapp
Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.
Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
(H) Whatsapp Status
Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought!
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
(I) Cool Whatsapp Status
I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
I don’t care what you think of me I’m happy that’s all that matters <3.:)
I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on…
I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
I got less but I got best!
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone.
If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I just want to be left alone, is it hard. I don’t wanna talk because it ain’t going anywhere, let me be. I’ll be fine because I’m stronger than you think I am, I will not be defeated.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
I let my haters be my motivators.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored. After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.
I might not be someone’s first choice, but I am a great choice. I don’t pretend to be someone. I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I’ve done in the past, but I’m proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don’t need to be. I am the way God made me. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
I received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
I wish every desire and wish of you get completed asap. However, we have specially submitted one of the best collection to inspire you to reach our goals in your life.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
If I am wired with you then I like you..
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
If taking a shower is bad for the environment,
I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder!
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dreams come true.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
It’s not that everybody may hate or love your attitude. Leave those who hate it and keep it for those are busy loving it.
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot
I’m going on a date with my pillow! Goodnight :)
I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I’ve never met an ugly person unless their attitude showed me otherwise.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
(J & K) Status for Whatsapp
Whatsapp status quotes
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Keep your face towards the sunshine, you will never see the shadow.
(L) Status of Whatsapp
Best Whatsapp Status
Lauren lives vicariously... Through herself.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
Life isn't about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and roll like a boss.
Lose my attitude?’ It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.
Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
(M) Whatsapp Status
Whatsapp Status Love
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Mostly collectors are including Hindi Status in every collection due to content unavailability that spoil the collection and user experience.
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
My attitude based on how you treat me.
My attitude is based on the way you treat me.
My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision, I take decisions and make them right.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
My heart is stolen..can I check your br$$
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
My middle finger salutes your attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
(N) Whatsapp Status in English
Latest Whatsapp Status
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Never judge a book by it's movie.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
(O) Whatsapp Status
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.opy-paste code here to remove the line numbers.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
(P & Q) Cool Whatsapp Status
Whatsapp Status Attitude
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
Please don’t forget to smile :)
Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
Possible is more a matter of attitude, a matter of decision, to choose among the impossible possibilities, when one sound opportunity becomes a possible solution.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
(R) Whatsapp Status Life
Whatsapp Status about Life
Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
(S) Whatsapp Status and Quotes
Whatsapp Status Quotes
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Save water drink beer.
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
Say it to my face, not through your status!
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Some poeple are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Success is the by-product of your attitude.Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
(T) Whatsapp Status 2018
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
The bigger the challenge, the greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
The road to success is always under construction.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least. Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like my king. Treat me like a game. And I’ll show you how it’s played.
Treat me the way you expect to be treated.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Trust me I am a liar.
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!
(V & W) Cool Whatsapp Status
Latest Whatsapp Status
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
What others think of me is none of my business.
Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition
When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!"
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but the eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but the attitude makes the difference.
When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
When nothing goes right... Go left!
When nothing seems right then go left…
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
(Y) Whats app Status
Best Whatsapp Status Ever
Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
You're like a sharpie - super fine.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
(Misc.) Whatsapp Status in Hindi
New whatsapp status in Hindi
काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखतीजितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…
तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur
ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”
ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!